Loan

     Sometimes, it's what's underneath that counts. One of the most heinous fashion crimes a person can commit is wearing the wrong underclothes.

     I know, they can't be seen; they're supposed to be invisible"""supposed to" being the key term here. Underwear is underwear for a reason, and it's pretty self- explanatory. It belongs under the clothing and out of sight...

     ...Ladies. What are you thinking? Far too many times I have seen the ugly, thick line of granny panties underneath some sick polyester pant. Hello! I can see that. It puts the most unflattering line across your bum....

Sarah Ratchford writes a weekly fashion column. She can be reached by e-mail at editor@thebruns.ca.